thechickenlord

Le Frog was walking along a patch of dirt. Yes a patch of dirt. A patch of dirt so brown, it was just too brown. "Le Frog! Le Frog!" screamed a voice. "You are blocking my view! Your big butcheeks are in ze vay! If you don't move zem, I vill attack you. I vill grab your eyes and throw you off a cliff. So move.  I'm trying to look at zat patch of dirt. Ze patch of dirt so brown, zat it is just too brown. So please move!" "Well, dude or shall I call you, Ze Rat, first of all, I was like, here first. Second of all, you wouldn't be able to attack me, cuz, before you could I would have already unleashed a gas so deadly, even Mother Nature wou